Sorry Aaron Tan, I really cannot resist doing this. Someone have to help you realise your comedic and troll potential before you destroy your life by becoming a career gangster. I know Mr Brown had already gave his support, but more is needed before you can come to the attention of famous movie directors like Jack Neo and Michelle Chong.
I have created a series of Aaron Tan troll posters for everyone to download for free to post on Facebook, Twitter, blogs, forums and wherever else you deem fit.
Each poster comes with a classic Aaron Tan quote:
In Queen's English: "I am issuing you a warning first"
In Queen's English: "Seriously, do I look like I am joking?"
In Queen's English: "Please, you need to grow up"
In Queen's English: "My name is Aaron Tan and I am from Bedok Town Secondary"
In Queen's English: "You will be dead if I find you"
Aaron Tan deserves a second chance. Let’s help fulfill his dream of becoming a comedic talent in the Singapore entertainment industry. 
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