Check out this hilarious satire site that got me laughing till I almost roll over my chair. It’s a site showcasing all sorts of random and nonsensical facts about B-grade action movie star, Chuck Norris.
Norris’s own official website can be found HERE. Not too sure if he knows about this other silly website that was created to make fun of him though.
Here a sample of some silly “facts” about Norris that you can find on the site:
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
For those of you who are familiar with the kind of shitty movies that Norris frequently starred in, you will get why I find this website so funny. Someone should do more websites like this for other trashy B-grade kungfu ang moh stars like Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell and friends.