The best Chicken Pie in Singapore and JB!
I am so inspired by Steven Lim‘s favourite swear words that I came up with a receipe to bake the very special Steven Lim’s Chicken Pie.
It’s so mouthwatering good that famous blogger, Xiaxue changed her tagline to “Xiaxue – the Chicken Pie Blogger” after tasting it just ONCE!
Here are the ten simple steps:
Preheat blogosphere to 350 degrees by making personal attacks against other bloggers for no apparent reason. (You can do it yourself or ask someone else to do it to you.)
Wash and drain 2-3 large Steven Lim breasts. Get him to do some exercises so he’s all sweaty as he will taste better this way.
Add some lamp chop to the Steven Lim breasts. Then, lightly brown pieces in skillet, with about 2 TBS. Steven Lim’s facial/body oil.
Add 2 cans of condensed Steven Lim’s sweat, 1.5 cans of Steven Lim’s saliva, and one can of Steven Lim’s pubes, drained.
Stir while heating to boiling. Meantime, you can watch some of Steven Lim’s video clips to get you into the mood for eating the special pie.
Pour into unbaked 9″ pie crust.
Cut a few small slits in top crust, then place on top of pie. Press together edges of crusts with small amount of Steven Lim’s saliva.
Use Steven Lim’s yellow undies under pie in oven.
Bake in 350 degree blogsphere, for 30-40 minutes, or until top crust is golden brown.
Voila! The pie’s ready to serve!!!
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Eww! I must say, though, the yellow undies go well with the goldenness of the pie crust.
you are a sick sick man...
Haha, as long as it's funny. Isn't this what the quarrel between Xiaxue and Steven Lim about? Providing fun and laughter for the wider audience on the blogosphere? :)
Omg..The pie is damn cool!
will they serve this at KFC's chicky club? :)
Xiaxue looks really pretty in that picture. WHOA.
shit, u aint seen the hobbit yet. fugly duckling.
Xiaxue is not that ugly lah. She and Steven Lim quite compatible ma. :)
well written! LOL.Lovin' it.